For ages the Crème du Fish, a black paste of boiled minnow and relish, has flowed freely.
The Doge of Neptune has granted trade rights of the Crème to the Eels Pyrite whose cruel armada crushes rebellion.
Venetians, who prize the Crème the most and use it widely on hotdogs, have found a champion.
He is Sean, a canal racer, who rises to free us from this tax.
To the people he is known as Vene-Shaun.